My First Extra
My day began well... But before I forget...
All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Okay. *takes a deep breath* My day began well. Splendid in fact! We had a wonderful free breakfast at our cookhouse courtesy of our guests from overseas. The army is seriously the only place where you can get breakfast for free without doing anything much. Most of the time, we get rubbish food that tastes like shit (if I am perfectly honest), but today our food was really wonderful. It felt like my day was going great!
Then they called us back for a nonsensical meeting/briefing, thanks to a stupid cockup from another unit and which will subsequently trouble us. After the briefing, there wasn't much to do, so we napped till lunch time. It's been quite a while since I had last napped at work (about 2-3 months?), I was always so busy at work and got used to the busy-ness so much so that I would find something to do or eat when idling.
Woke up for lunch and met "M". Let's just call him "M" for now. Well, the thing was, it was his duty tomorrow, and he HAD to be at work and not at the guardhouse doing the pass exchange duty. I'm not very sure what the big idea, but apparently the comd gets 2 PA and just so happens one of them is going on leave and "M" has to be there tomorrow. I was M's reserve, so I agreed.... (let's pause here alright?)
I have a "Greatly Annoying Fiendishly Uncouth Crazy King". He's the king around here alright, but his name is too long, so let's just short-form it to "GAFUCK". Nevermind the bad word, it's purely coincidental! GAFUCK said that we weren't allow to take leave/off on that fateful day (but he didn't say DUTY was included). And anyway, isn't doing the duty supposed to take priority over our work?
But, at that time, being the simple minded me, I didn't think so much. I merely wanted to help out our friend "M" who has been bullied by "BrandKok" into doing his duty by taking MC on duty days. "Brandkok" was our ex-colleague but was kicked out due to under-performing at work. Since our dear friend "M", cannot make it on that day, I might as well help him out since I'm the reserve personnel anyway.
So during last parade, I mentioned I was on duty tomorrow and my immediately superior, "Helpme", being a fucking asshole like always, mentioned it to our king GARFUCK. Wow, like immediately, GARFUCK peltered expletives at me like a torrential rain. Many frantic calls follows but there wasn't anyone to do the duty anymore since the reserve doesn't have a reserve...
At that moment, I was really helpless and really wanted to take an M16 and shoot him in the head with 30 rounds and taking a SAR21 and shoot him in the head with 30 rounds and taking a SAW and shoot him in the head with 100 rounds annddd nevermind.. But I cooled down when I was thinking about it on the way home.
And there you have it, my first extra...
Given a chance to redo in that situation, I would have done the exact same thing. I rather help a friend than pledge allegiance to a worthless king who plays the disappearing act during working hours.
I admit, I was, to some extent wrong on my part... But hey, show some respect, we're the boys who gets the work done around here, so stop raining me with expletives when we commit a small mistake..
That "helpme" too, seriously I can't stand him any longer, he gets more irritating by the day. I can only pray for my army stint to quickly come to an end, and for better days ahead, but hell, what are the chances of that happening? I must be kidding myself LOL.
Ok signing off now, gotta wake early to do the stupid duty tomorrow. If there's anything I gained from this experience, it is a friend.
posted by sLaCkErZ™ @ 11:50 PM,
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